UH OKAY SO I JUST TALKED TO DANNY ONLINE.

THINGS I HAVE TOTALLY FIGURED OUT:

1. HE ISN'T GAY. I told him he'd find a nice dude someday and he got all weird and was like 'no wait what?' and I bailed and it was WEIRD.

2. ON THE SUBJECT OF YOU: He told me he "didn't exactly mind" that you took insisted your way into his life and that you were FUN. SO. ( Read more... )

I am in love.

Crazy in love as Beyonce (genuflect) would say. Oh, heart. I picked up furface (who still doesn't exactly have a name...) today!  We went for a big walk before coming home, and he was really good! A bit freaked out by being on a lead, but he calms down quite quick. He's so skinny, his ribs are all bump bump bump along his side when he ( Read more... )

Well. This weekend certainly has been....busy. BUT PUPPY FILLED!

Friday Sweetest of Petes came over (with puppies!) for a few drinks....by which I mean Chinese take away and enough beer to kill a small team of oxen. Shams may or may not have peed on the rug...but it was in a much more "stop drinking and WALK ME" way than a "you owe us money, ( Read more... )

I had such a nice happy idea of what today would entail and it was NOTHING AT ALL like I'd imagined it. I don't want to go as far as to say there's no one in the world I don't hate right now. BUT THERE IS NO ONE IN THE WORLD I DON'T HATE RIGHT NOW. Why so angry? Let's evaluate:

Is it because I had to listen to someone talk on his stupid phone to ( Read more... )

Oh, mates.

Nights like this past Saturday night are why I am ALWAYS going to be SINGLE.

( Tip: Things not to do on a first date. )